Job titles in the new SA

BY DECREE OF THE SOUTH AFRICAN PARLIAMENT, NOBODY SHALL
CALL ANYBODY BY HIS/HER OLD TITLE AS FROM
2007

* Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist.

*House Maid: Family Environments Upkeep Manager

* Receptionist: Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Specialist

* Typist: Printed Document Handler

* Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer

* Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician

* Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor

* Tea Boy: Refreshment Overseer

* Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Technician

* Watchman: Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

* Prostitute: Practical Sexual Relations Officer

* Thief: Wealth Distribution Officer

* Driver
: Automobile Propulsion Specialist

* Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist

* Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager

* Cook : Food Preparation Officer

Do Not Forget
…..

Gossiping : News Research and Dissemination Management officer.